So what if I don't like either candidate?

Can I call in a pinch hitter? Because to be honest, both of them suck. Despite me Republican tendencies, Bush isn't quite endearing himself to me. Economy sucks, no real grasp on how to end this war (at least publicly), and just plain pissing a lot of people off. And it's bad because he has a lot of values I do...he's just not a good leader. He did a good job after 9/11, gotta give the man credit for that, but after that, it's up in the air. So all signs point to voting this man out of office.

BUT...

Like I've said before, John Kerry is a douche bag. He flip flops, he runs to celebrities to get votes and is leaning far too much on his running mate to be a convincing leader as well. But sometimes I like him...why? Because he makes good points on Healthcare, which SUCKS ASS in this country, and Bush hasn't done much to improve it. But I can't elect a man just on that basis, can I? I dunno...he's still a wishy washy douchebag.

Someday, there will be a candidate for me. A social conservative who favors total gun control and universal healthcare. Haha...I am sooooo dreaming.