Saturday, March 25, 2006

I love you to the max.

So, since it seems that Kory is banging the entire 20 and under female population of Prestonburg, KY this month, I keep meeting these girls (who are always blond) under the same circumstances, which is me, sitting on the couch, watching something like 'Real World" or "Sportscenter." This weekend, I've seen this one girl probably 4 times, and three of them have found me in the same situation. Which makes me think that this girl probably thinks I am the biggest loser in the world who just sits and watches TV all day.

But this is not the case, I swear.

All these incidents have occured when I've come back from class, or been up in my room doing work, etc. I'm really not that lazy, Prestonburg women, really. And maybe I just so happened to be watching the Real World. Who doesn't? The fourth time this newest girl came in, I made sure that she saw me washing the dishes as she left, to prove that I'm not a one-dimensional person. I'm a real boy!


Tuesday, March 21, 2006

If you can't beat them...

Colts signed Adam Vinatieri, and got rid of that Vanderjadt fool. Hallelujah.


Saturday, March 18, 2006


have a hour left at work, and I've run out of websites to go to. Tetris time.


Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Seriously Dad, wtf...

I got this e-mail from my dad this morning:

I am now undefeated as a coach of junior high soccer. I am 1-0. We beat Hickman County yesterday evening 3-1. One great goal, one gift off an opposing defenseman, and a PK because the goalie tripped one of our players going after a ball. The game was in Centerville(aka Grinder's Switch, home of Minnie Pearl one of your alums.) There is a statue of her in the town square.

Wow. You have to wonder who died to make him coach. I volunteered my services as a goalie coach, and told him to make sure the kids keep wide.

If anything, it would be a great Disney movie: Old, grumpy coach with little soccer coaching experience takes group of young rascals and under his wing and molds them into a cohesive unit that wins the championship in shootout against a much better team. It would be called "I have a full tank of gas, and we're headed north. We'll make it there eventually: The Alex Domkowski Story"


Tuesday, March 14, 2006

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest...

I do believe I would like to read that again, as I used it as a basis for one of my Analytics exams. Also, my Simon and Garfunkel example was greeted with joy, not confusion, as I suspected might happen. I simply cannot write an essay without some ridiculous pop culture analogy. But hey, that's what makes life fun, huh?