Wednesday, February 02, 2005

My Alanis Morissete Song...
With help from my roomate, Kyle Duquette
"Why"


Twinkies, ho-hos, love handles
Why God, Why?
Ho-hos, ice cream cones, fat girls
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of fat girls
Like a Keats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Cottage cheese thighs, twinkies, saggy tits
Why God, Why?
Fat girls, saggy tits, love handles
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of fat girls
Like a Keats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of fat girls
Like a Keats character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
-ed

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