Things I'm Addicted To...
2.) Reading people's lists on cdnow.com and being like, "You idiot, there's no way Hail to the Thief was better than Chutes Too Narrow"
3.) Checking people's away messages
5.) Those gormet suckers Mrs. Duquette sent that no one else seems to like
7.) Trying to become a regular at some establishment so the person behind the counter will be all like "Hey man, the usual?"
8.) Making fun of Bryan (that will spawn another column)
9.) Buying records