Friday, September 19, 2003

You Know what's awesome? When you buy those boxes of Quaker Chewy bars and they tell you that you get 5 bars free! Wait...what's so freaking free here? Am I still paying for the stuff? Uh, yes. Why can't I buy a box without those extra five bars? Everyone knows they are the crappy leftovers anyways. Seriously, if they're giving it away for free it has to be crap. It's scientific knowledge that if you say you get something for free people are gonna go crazy over it, but if I'm still paying for it, is it free? NOOOOO. Screw you and your stupid rice cakes, Quaker.

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