Best E-mail of the Day:
Names have been changed to protect the guilty

From: Friend 1 Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 4:21 PM
To: Eric

I think you will love this. the lead singer of (band) is here today writing. writing with who? try (singer) from the 80's super band hall & oats. they are writing about 20 feet away. this has been the best day ever.

On Feb 1, 2008 4:22 PM Eric wrote:
no. way. can you go up to (singer) and whisper in his ear: "private eyes...they're watching yoooooooou" I swear to god I will give you anything you want if you do this.

From: Friend 1 Sent: Friday, February 01, 2008 4:25 PM
To: Eric
i am sooo scared. he is literally about 4'8'' at best.
and there are sounds coming out of this writer's room that have never been made by humans before

On Feb 1, 2008 4:25 PM Eric wrote:
does he still have the (distinguishing feature), or did he shave that off yet?

From: Friend 1:
I cried when he came in because it is gone. but his (some color), goofy-ass hair makes up for it.

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