Nicole Kidman Scares the Shit Out of Me...

I'm at work, and I'm watching the Oscars, for the same logic that I watched the Grammys while a work: someone turned it on and I've been to lazy to turn it off. Anyways, Nicole Kidman just walked about with that new James Bond guy, and she looks like a scarecrow in a red dress. Keith Urban must be on some crazy-ass drugs. Wait, the girl who's with the guy who just won the award is even skinner and scarier than Nicole Kidman. Didn't think that was possible. Nicole looks absolutely fat next to her.

Oh, and whatever Matt is recording in the post room, the vocals are terrible and flat. Someone should tell them. But eh, maybe not me.

-ed